1.000, The Movie
The Drunken Pursuit of Perfection. Based on a true story.
Movie Overview
The Drunken Pursuit of Perfection (Based on a true story).
Meet the Bat Fastards, a crew of degenerate softballers who treat jello shots like vitamins and walk-up music like psychological warfare. Bryson Orion is their fast-talking, beer-brewing ringleader, known for a swing as smooth as his Milk Stout Nitro and a knack for turning every game night into a spectacle. These guys are infamous for wild costumes, over-the-top pranks, and a total disregard for anything resembling “normal” softball.
When Bryson starts a perfect hitting streak, their beer-soaked antics spiral from local embarrassment to national obsession. Crossdressing nights, manure pranks, and a brewery that names its beer after horse anatomy are just the beginning. This is not your church league softball.
As Bryson chases the first perfect season in ASA history, his teammates make sure every game is as inappropriate and unforgettable as possible. Why chase greatness quietly when you can do it in a toga with a fake appendage and a stadium full of fans cheering you on?
Some records are meant to be broken. Others are meant to be absolutely ridiculous. “1.000” is a raunchy, heartwarming ride about friendship, rivalry, and the kind of glory you only find on a diamond soaked in beer and chaos.
Get ready for the most fun you’ll ever have at a ball game. This is softball turned up to eleven.
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